You will get cold
You will get too hot
You will sweat
You will want to cough
You can stretch
It will hurt
You will need to fart
You will fart
You will move
You will get an itch
You will be able to not scratch that itch
You will feel like a badass for not scratching the itch
A fly will probably land on you
A spider might crawl on you
You will realise you have no idea what you thought about for two hours
You will commit to a pose only to realise that it’s inappropriate for at least one artist in the room
You will get tired and want to fall asleep
You will forget to shave/trim/tidy and only remember when getting undressed
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