I’m sure I speak for everyone sat near me when I say we just loved watching and listening to you both smack lips like you were the only people in the room, when in actual fact you were in the middle of a packed restaurant. I also loved being part of your FaceTime with your family on speakerphone.
Definitely not grumpy and hating on couples right now, oh no.
At least I have deep fried Moro wontons. Two lots of, because the portions were tiny.